If you’re still not convinced we’re living in clown world, take a look at today’s feminist milestone: the first all-female space crew from Bezos’ Blue Origin.
When have you ever seen "astronauts" go to space in yoga pants and no helmets?
This is the most retarded shit ever.pic.twitter.com/xwihmb1L44
— Brenden Dilley (@WarlordDilley) April 14, 2025
Space — the dream of millions — has now been graced by the six finest representatives the sisterhood could gather around:
- Pop singer Katy Perry
- CBS host Gayle King
- Film producer Kerianne Flynn
- And Bezos’ girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez
They also threw in two “scientists,” presumably because Hillary Clinton and Whoopi Goldberg were unavailable. Better luck next time, Whoopie.
As expected, there was no giant leap for mankind. No small step for (wo)man. Just a handful of TV personalities snapping selfies in tight dresses. By realizing that a woman can now get into space by giving Jeff Bezos a blowjob, you cannot but admit the patriarchal oppression women are facing every day in the Western world.
The whole spectacle felt like that old Simpsons episode where Homer is launched into space for PR reasons while the real astronauts do the actual work.
Feminism has finally caught up to a 30-year-old cartoon. The feminists are cheering. Meanwhile, anyone with half a brain is left wondering: What absurdity will clown world do next?
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